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These old wrestling tapes
that still have commercials
they make pleasing stacks and sights and sounds
These old wrestling tapes
of Monday Night Nitro
will keep me company when you're not around
These old wrestling tapes
feature Eric Bischoff
and Sting when he looked just like The Crow
These old wrestling tapes
have weathered the decades
better than most people that I have known
These old wrestling tapes
here to reassure me
evil always wins, the assholes take the prize
The pious are weak
and easily out-numbered
the vicious mighty and twice our size
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